Second Act

Lord Goring1 My dear Robert， it's a very awkward business， very awkward indeed. You should have told your wife the whole thing. Secrets from other people's wives are a necessary luxury in modern life. So， at least， I am always told at the club by people who are bald enough to know better. But no man should have a secret from his own wife. She invariably finds it out. Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
Sir Robert Chiltern Arthur， I couldn't tell my wife. When could I have told her？ Not last night. It would have made a lifelong separation between us， and I would have lost the love of the one woman in the world I worship， of the only woman who has ever stirred love within me. Last night it would have been quite impossible. She would have turned from me in horror in horror and in contempt.

Lord Goring Is Lady Chiltern as perfect as all that？

Sir Robert Chiltern Yes， my wife is as perfect as all that.

Lord Goring （taking off his left-hand glove） What a pity！ I beg your pardon， my dear fellow， I didn't quite mean that. But if what you tell me is true， I should like to have a serious talk about life with Lady Chiltern.

Sir Robert Chiltern It would be quite useless.

Lord Goring May I try？

Sir Robert Chiltern Yes； but nothing could make her alter her views.

Lord Goring Well， at the worst it would simply be a psychological experiment.

Sir Robert Chiltern All such experiments are terribly dangerous.

Lord Goring Everything is dangerous， my dear fellow. If it wasn't so， life wouldn't be worth living Well， I am bound to say that I think you should have told her years ago.

Sir Robert Chiltern When？ When we were engaged？ Do you think she would have married me if she had known that the origin of my fortune is such as it is， the basis of my career such as it is， and that I had done a thing that I suppose most men would call shameful2 and dishonourable？

Lord Goring （slowly） Yes； most men would call it ugly names. There is no doubt of that.

Sir Robert Chiltern （bitterly） Men who every day do something of the same kind themselves. Men who， each one of them， have worse secrets in their own lives.

Lord Goring That is the reason they are so pleased to find out other people's secrets. It distracts public attention from their own.

Sir Robert Chiltern And， after all， whom did I wrong by what I did？ No one.

Lord Goring （looking at him steadily3） Except yourself， Robert.