英語幽默笑話，讓你樂呵樂呵！

1. The neighbor often borrowed my inflator.
鄰居經常借我家的打氣筒。
One day, my four-year-old daughter suddenly told me:"Papa, what shall we do if the air of our inflator is used up?"
有一天，4歲的女兒突然告訴我說：“爸爸，我們的打氣筒里面的氣用完了怎么辦?”
2. "Mama, why does the puppy drink the water in the slot?"
“媽媽，小狗為什么要喝水溝里的水?”
"Because it's thirsty."
“因為它渴了。”
"Oh, I know that the puppy has no money to buy coke!"
“噢，我知道了，是小狗沒有錢買可樂!”
3. Two little boys were looking at an abstract painting in an art shop.
兩個小男孩正在一家美術店看一幅抽象畫。
"Let's run," said one, "or they say we did it."
“咱們快跑吧，”其中一個男孩說道，“不然他們會說是我們干的。”
4. Little Mike was visiting on his grandparents' farm. Checking the chicken's tail, he came upon a peacock. He ranquickly to the house shouting, "Granny, come quick! Your chicken is in bloom!"
小邁克正在參觀爺爺奶奶的農場。他在雞群中看到一只孔雀。他馬上跑向屋子，大聲喊道：“奶奶，快來!你的一只雞開花了!”
5. Mother:"I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half."
母親：“我派自己的小孩買兩磅李子，你卻給了他一磅半。”
Shopkeeper:"My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?"
店主：“我的秤沒問題，太太。你稱過兒子了嗎”